"And basically mom, there's another dimension that has another earth with another you on it. When you walk, the other you walks. It's like that."

— Ronan, July 21, 2014

Ro, 1:15am:
"I can't sleep because everything is giving me the creeps. Like dead unicorns."

"Unicorns aren't real."

"Not true. Not true! They live in England. Look up 'real life unicorn caught in England' on YouTube. They're real."

*serious face*

— May 5, 2014

"GREAT danger. That's better than danger."

— Ronan, March 1, 2014

"Nobody very knows what they're going to look like when they get old. Well, except you, because you already got old."

— Ronan, February 26, 2014

"Dad, did you notice that I never picked my nose today?"

— Ronan, August 25, 2014

"I don't even care if they make me sing by myself tonight. Who cares. The only thing I care about is if someone made me shove my face in poop."

— Ronan, Dec 13, 2012

"Is ass a bad word?"


"What does it mean?"

"If you call someone an ass you're saying they're mean or dumb." 

"Oh. Well I'm never an ass."

— 2/26/13

"If there were only boys alive?... There wouldn't be any boys alive. Because boys pop out of girls."

— Ronan, Nov 25, 2012

"Being scared is actually kind of good for you. Because when you're thinking that in your mind, the mind will help you get safe."

— Ronan, Oct 9, 2012

"I wish EVERYTHING was painted red, and black. I would really be enjoyed with that. If there were a party like that? I would join it. And I wish kids were the bosses of parents instead of parents the bosses of kids."

— Ronan, Oct 4, 2012

"That sign said 'Life Is Short' but it's not actually short. It's a LONG time."

— Ronan, Sept 11, 2012

"Screw me."


"Screw me."

"Do you mean screw this?"


"Yeah, you can't say that."

"Oh. Ok."

— August 12, 2012

"I don't know why kids say 'ewwww' at people kissing. They're just going to grow up and kiss someone too! That's just LIFE."

— Ronan, June 4, 2014

"Lemonade crunchy ice sip it once sip it twice turn around touch the ground kick the boys out of town... FREEZE American cheese... fried in grease... friends for LUNCH."

— Ronan, May 14, 2012

"How come Aidan and Elliot have seen me naked and I've never seen them naked?"

— Ronan, Feb 2, 2014

"Why does that sign say 'hot yoga'?"

Follow Up: "Ohhhhhh, I thought it meant the other kind of hot."

— Ronan, Jan 24, 2014

"Ugh, damnit."

"Ro, you can't say that."

"No, I'm just reading a comment that said that."

"Oh. Ok."

— December 22, 2013

"Is the fastest man in the world still alive?"

— Ronan, August 17, 2013

"I know that love is the best word in the whole wide world. Hey, will you google where is Marilyn Monroe buried?"

— Ronan, June 30, 2013

"Did you know, that compasses don't work in hell?"

— Ronan, May 30, 2013

"Ballet is basically just like telling a story with dancing. For deaf people."

— Ronan, Dec 17, 2013

"I hate Tuesdays! And I hate it here! This is like the 6th bad day in a row! That's 6 days of 100% NOT goodness. That's like, 6 times 24 hours of 100% negative!" 

— Ronan ANGRY, Nov 19, 2013

Ronan, in living room:
"Can I sleep here?"


"Can I watch YouTube?"


"You're the best mom ever."

*laugh* *laugh* 


Straight face:

"I'm serious." 

— August 3, 2013

Stefan to Ronan:
"There's a lot of mean people in the world, but that's what makes nice people so special."

— May 6, 2014


— Ronan Mar 15, 2013

"Whoa! They're all kicking at the same time! It's like a calendar flipping up. A calendar of legs!"

— Ronan, watching The Rockettes, Dec 12, 2012